do u know what time it is

time to catch up up with the naruto manga \m/ \m/

i told my mom i would unfriend her on facebook and she said she didn’t love me and i should move out omfg i’m laughing so hard she is literally like a 14 year old girl

i have the house to myself time for some toddlers and tiaras 

dude my managers at work are so nice like

i came in 15mins late and spilled yogurt everywhere and he was just like “haha it’s cool man”

there’s a weird scratching sound coming from my window

an axe murderer probably

why are these people talking to me on facebook chat

well i was going to go see the avengers but then i remembered i have no money

you should have seen the look the taco bell lady gave me like get ur broke ass out of here gurl

i thought about just grabbing my bag of burritos and running away but can you get arrested for stealing burritios from taco bell i just don’t know

I’M SO BROKE RIGHT NOW MY CARD GOT DECLINED AT TACO BELL MY LIFE IS SO SAD

why are hotpockets always cold on the inside this is BULLSHIT

my family is so unaccepting of my love for toddlers and tiaras they just don’t understand

i accidently farted in a store today IT WASN’T EVEN A GROSS FART IT WAS A CUTE LIL TOOT but this lady looked at me like i shit all over the clothes